learnedtofly

learnedtofly @ 2006-07-23T21:30:00

2006-07-23T21:02:47Z

1. Elaborate on your default icon.
It is Bart Simpson re-creating the Nirvana Nevermind album front cover.

2. What's your current relationship status?
As single as ever

3. Ever have a near-death experience?
Various 1)almost chocked to death on one of those massive gobstoppers after I beat my brother's top score on snake.
2)almost electricuted myself
3)got chased by a guy with an axe in Bellahustan

4. Name an obvious quality you have?
I like to think I am nice.

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Wasted Little Djs by The View. I am tipping them to be massive so am writing it down here so that all the big record companies notice.

6. Any celeb you would marry?
Dave Grohl.

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
Noone I think, they've all that would do it have done it already

8. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Britney Spears(Singer), Lucy Lui(Actress), Versace(Fashion Designer), Monica Seles(Tennis Player), Nelly Fertardo("Singer"), Nate Mendal(Bassist for the Foo Fighters) and Conor(Hynlander)

9. Do you have a crush on someone?
Mabye

10. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
Gillan's folder, but only when he says not to

11. Have you ever been in a fight?
I used to with my brother all the time.

12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Erm I dont think so, unless it was at Primary school.

13. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
I dont know, general looks probably. That can be sumed into Deal or no Deal. Mha

14. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
"usually" indicates having to visit more than 5 times.

15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
No I dont think so...

16. Say something totally random about yourself.
I am getting worried that my lateral incisor is starting to move into my mouth, and I may need braces.

17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes. Andrew Murray actually all the time. I dont think that is a good thing.

18. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
Nup

19. Do you have anything pierced?
Prince Albert.. That hurts just writing it down

20. Any tattoos?
Nup.

And Quote of the Day

"There is only music so there's new ringtones" An intresting point about modern society made by the Arctic Monkeys

Peas

Peas' Musictatular Quiz #2 (New and improved)

2006-04-22T17:56:57Z

So, another night in, another quiz. This time I have screened comments so i am the only one that can read them(ingeneous? i thought so). This means everyone can do the full quiz.

Yet again Iain wins with a macnificent performance of 11points!

This was orginally going to Steven when he got full marks, then I did an investigation telling me had been cheating using the illegal substane "google" and has received a 2 year ban on all music quizes that take place in the next 2 years

So here we go.

1."Oh, can’t you see, You belong to me, How my poor heart aches, With every step you take" - Every breath you take- Police

2."Got a picture of you beside me, got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup" Back for Good - Take That

3."We had a fight on the promenade out in the rain" Jenny was friend of mine - Killers

4."She acts like summer and walks like rain, reminds me that there is time to change" Drops of Jupiter - Train

5."But you work in a shirt with your name tag on it, Drifting apart like a plate tetonic" Oh My God - Kaiser Chiefs

6."Trying to make ends meet, trying to find some money then you die" Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve

7."To be a rock and not to roll" Stairway to Heaven - Led Zepplien

8."He's got this dream about buyin' some land, He's gonna give up the booze and the one night stands" Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty

Now for the toughies(2 points for these, one for the song, one for the artist)

9."Sometimes I feel like I'm getting stuck between the handshake and the fuck" (I think this is my favourite lyric ever) My Poor Brain - Foo Fighters

10."I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking" (I actually love this song) Naive - The Kooks

11."Ten out of ten for a race already run " Unsatisfied - 9 black alps

12."I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me" Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy

Woo

EDIT

I totally forgot about Quote Of the Day

"Don't worry about staring at my behind, your only human" Dr Cox = ledge

I made my own quiz (yes I know I should be revising but meh...)

2006-04-06T19:15:53Z

Bonjour,

Here is a music quiz I made.

Basically here are a bunch of lines from songs and you have to guess the band and the song. The person who gets the most wins. Its that simple. There may even be some kind of prize. I've put in some really hard ones and you get 2 points for them. (the ones in bold still need to be guessed, I will "un-bold" them once they are guessed)

Iain/Alexander       5points Winner
Kirstie                     4points
Corkie                     4points
Steven                    2points
Robin                     1point

1."Dancing with bones of my buried past"

2."Mascara bleeds into my eye"

3."__________ picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been, Lives in a dream"

4."I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays, When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen"

5."Well the world turns, And a hungry little boy with a runny nose, Plays in the street as the cold wind blows, In the_____"

6."See I reckon you're about an 8 or 9, maybe even 9 and a half in 4 beers time"

7."But then all they know, is how to put you down"

8."I worst at what I do best"

Now for the hard ones.....

9."There is magic in the air, a tragic love affair that I don't understand"

10."You take my life but I'll take yours too, you fire your musket but I'll run you through"-Iron Madin -the Trooper (stevo go it)

11."There is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever be done"

12."I'll Take A Quiet Life, A handshake of carbon moxide"

There we go, good luck! and please someone do it.

Quote of the day

"I almost cut my penis off for you"

Peas

Gravestone

2006-03-24T20:47:39Z

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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

There we go.

Calum Deas's new nickname is:

"Peas"

'What is your new nickname?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I didnt fix that.

Well actually I did.

So yeah hello, havent done this in a while.

Quote of the Day

"I've started to get very worried about you, Calum" - Mr Smith after I picked the pink highlight for the fifth time in a row.

Peas

learnedtofly @ 2006-02-27T18:08:00

2006-02-27T18:22:49Z

Evening,

Well today I had the worst start to a day possible. Firstly I dropped my ceral bowl on the floor and it smashed and went everywhere. Then when I went to clean it up I forgot that the cupboard door was open and preceded to walk straight into it. Then on the way to school getting on the bus I hit my head off the wing-mirror. Then I dropped my music everywhere in my music lesson.

You'd think after that I would be in a bad mood, but no, I am feeling rather good for some unknown reason.

Also I got myspace after Keren's unprevaling nagging. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=47698127

Quote of the Day

"Mr Smith's jokes are so funny they Hz"

Peas.

Long time no speak

2006-02-15T23:03:12Z

My fellow pelicans,

I havent does this in a while.

Valentine's day yesterday. Recieved 0 cards. Not even one from my friends sister who has been sending me them for years (she's 8). Got to spend the evening though with the guys in the pub, watching couples pass by. Some guys even had 2, now isnt that unfair.

Yeah anyhoo, T in the Park tickets are going on sale on Friday in case anyone wants to go. Its a £115 for a camping ticket. Yeah thats expensive but you''ll be spending a weekend with me, and isnt that alone worth that.

Also I'm getting my hair cut tomorow, shorter than its been in a while. How exiciting.

And now for Quote of the Day

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."

Peas, one of your daily 5

I am a tit

2006-01-28T00:29:38Z

Morning

I atempted to go to the cinema today. For the first time in a while I was early for the train. Yes you heard it, I was early. Nobody had to hold the doors or anything.

One problem though I got the wrong time.

So by the time I arrive at the cinema everyone else is inside and I go to buy my ticket and guess what, its sold out. I feel so stupid. Ach well life goes on.

Quote of the Day

"You know thats a really nice dress....but it would look better as a crumpled heep on my bedroom floor"

If only it was that easy.

Peas

learnedtofly @ 2006-01-21T21:32:00

2006-01-21T21:44:39Z

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	High
Wrath:	Very High
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	High
Pride:	High

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Interesting? No I didn't think so.

Yeah anyhoo I am in immense discomfort at the moment. I was playing hockey today as you do and I managed to pull my groin muscle (hehe itresting image). Thats not too bad but to fix it you have to put ice on it. Ice in that area isnt very nice.... I am hoping it gets better for tomorrow seeing as I have a big final thing at the Kelvin Hall. Well good luck to anyone with exams left and hope to see you all soon.

Oh yeah and here is Arctic Monkeys doing Girls Aloud's "Love Machine". http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=26FM78K5NKS7I2DA9YPIN7K3FD

Quote of the Day

"Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!" - Fry

The man who is so cool (partly because he has ice on his crotch) he has his own dance move, Peas.

Jumping on the bandwagon

2006-01-17T19:37:15Z

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) What song/movie would you recommend to president_bob? I dont really know, I'm not a big movie man. Muusic I think Hard-Fi but they may be a bit Popoy for him
2) What is la_cork_sportif's biggest flaw? Her Dad's a nutter
3) What animal does la_cork_sportif remind you of? Erm, I have no idea
4) Is la_cork_sportif popular? Of course
5) Has wrongeyed_jesus dyed their hair? I think she's dyed bits of it
6) Would you ever date sweetmintmojo? Not at them moment she is attached
7) Has punked_angel been to your house/dorm? No
8) What would you do if fee_1 died? Steal her eyelashed so mine were even longer
9) If la_cork_sportif were hanging off a cliff, what would president_bob do? Grab her by the arm pull her up pretend to drop her but acidently he does. Then picks using his super quick reactions grabs her by the leg just as it is getiing out of reach. Then the shoe starts to slip. She falls to what looks like an inevitable death but then he using his superior knowledge quickly takes off all his clothes apart from his underwear and make a crafty parachute. Stands on the edge exicutes a double back tuck to a 360 pike and grabs her just in time to open the parachute. They land safely and live happily ever after. THE END
10) What would la_cork_sportif give little__minx for his/her birthday? I have not a clue
11) What is la_cork_sportif's favorite movie? Dunno
12) How long would gillanland dating little__minx last? Hmm a night. Then the following Saturday for a night. Then the following Saturday for a night. Then the following Saturday for a night. etc.
13) Do you think la_cork_sportif is hot? She is an attractive young lady
14) If fee_1 took over the world, who would suffer? Noone she wouldnt hurt a fly.
15) Are dr_octavia and la_cork_sportif married? No
16) One quality you find attractive in punked_angel? Erm her ability to manage to now get through doorways after that diet.
17) What languages does la_cork_sportif speak? French and English
18) Would fee_1 be a better ninja or pirate? Hmm Ninja. She doesnt have the scars on her face, that can be arranged though
19) What is punked_angel allergic to? Dust
20) If losangelino and sweetmintmojo were siamese twins, where would they be joined? Hmm not the mouth or they'd die of gladular fever
21) Would losangelino and little__minx look good together? Well I would have to say no.
22) punked_angel's hair color? Black now
23) Have you ever dated sweetmintmojo? No
24) If dr_octavia commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? The Killern Young Team
25) If gillanland had a superpower, what would it be? To have emense knowledge with no work
26) How would losangelino conquer the world? Using long words that know one can understand.
27) What is sweetmintmojo's favorite band/artist? The four tops, methinks
28) If little__minx and dr_octavia were spliced together, what would it be like? A bit on the side without Robin and Grace
29) Is fee_1 dead sexy? She is an attractive young lady
30) What do you agree with la_cork_sportif about? Erm the Foos rule

Well seeing as almost everyone else has done it.......

Photobucket

2006-01-11T16:20:02Z

Orite,

Someone has put porn on my photobucket. I think I have a good idea who it was though *coughkirstiecough*.

Oh yeah also I changed the password so you will have to go by the link http://photobucket.com/albums/c2/disco_peas/.

Quote of the Day

"'How's the love life' "

'Love life may be a rather grandiose term for staring at woman on the bus' - Mark getting asked about his love life, Peep show

learnedtofly @ 2006-01-07T17:00:00

2006-01-07T17:05:26Z

Mourning,

Holidays just fuck my whole day up. I no longer have the normal 3 meals. Getting up at 2.30 gets rid of breakfast completly and there is just enough time for a late lunch. Then dinner and by 11 I'm absaloutly starving. I have created a new meal time. God its wierd. Also by the time I've finished revising its dark! That cant be good.

Quote of the Day

"If I have a girl I am going to call her Tess."- Me, work it out for yourselves.

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learnedtofly @ 2006-01-02T19:09:00

2006-01-02T19:26:34Z

EDIT: I have no idea how to get them up. So just go here http://photobucket.com/
Username: disco_peas Password: peasrocks

Now up there should be some pictures of everyone I made using this website. It took me hours. I was sopposed to be revising so meh. Sorry if I made you look bad but I didnt have much to work with feel free to comment. Alternitavly If you think I have made you look too good I will do my best to make it look worse. Also dont be offended if you arent there. There will be reasons; I forgot, I couldnt be bothered, I dont know who you are, I dont like you etc....

Anyhoo Iain's was fun. First New Year with my friends which makes it all the more better *wipes tear*. Hope everyone is having fun revising and all and hope to see you all soon.

Quote of the Day

"Listen up there Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet the hell down, you're scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my god, they're delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in" - Dr Cox

Peas

Something that may intrest foo

2005-12-16T18:29:29Z

Hello everyone,

Just to say I managed to find myself a couple of clips of the Foos in Glasgow. One of them is Taylors drum solo which is pretty cool. Another is of Dave talking which brings the memories flooding back.

Taylors Drum Solo http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...ZQ3VXHR9NO8RKZK
Dave talking to us http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1E8EVGQEF1HSM3EAKR58U5IXSD

These things take an age to download though and if you dont get them soon they expire so hurry hurry.

There are some others if you want but these are the best.

Quote of the Day

"I can't speak but i can still hand out LTDs"- Written on Big Tam's board.

Peas

Fan-FOOking-tastic

2005-12-13T20:16:51Z

Well as foo all ready know Foo Fighters were rather good.

They foogot to play Foo all the Cows and Hey! Johnny Park though which I was kinda gutted about. But I foogive them. Stacked actors was my fooverite. According to Jamie I just went crazy when that came on and like jumped about and everything. My other foovourite bits were the bits foo could breath at, like when they played Everlong queitly or Up in Arms.

Oh and also thank foo Jamie you made my night by getting us infoo standing.

And foo all you Foo fans Quote of the Day

"I'm not gay but I'd fuck Dave Grohl"

PfooEfooAfooS

p.s I have something on my mind

5 days

2005-12-07T21:43:47Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I bought porn for losangelino (-10 points). In August I stole la_cork_sportif's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In May I bought porn for gillanland (10 points). In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole little__minx's purse (30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
learnedtofly

How come buying porn for Jamie is -10 points and buying porn for Gillan is +10 points? Gillan already has enough anyway.

You realise something is wrong when you have to wander around your your house with you douvet cover. It is absaloutly freezing in my house. I only have 3 walls. One fell down. Well when I say fell I mean got knocked down by the builders.

Here is the Quote of the Day

"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"

I like that one.

P to the E to the A to the S

10 days

2005-12-02T22:13:32Z

Merry mourning everyone,

Well i took this coolness test I'll let you try it http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

Quote of the Day

"Life isn't a garden........ stop being a hoe"

Postman Peas

St Andrew's Night, D of E and prank phone calls

2005-11-27T20:22:07Z

Well there you go.

Evening all, hope everyone had a ball at St Andrew's Night (cue canned laughter). It was too short for my liking. There was only 7 or 8 dances, how the hell are you soppose to dance with everyone yo want to? Anyhoo it was good fun anyway and Runcie's afterparty was alright managed to get myself half a bottle of champange somehow and somehow managed to finish it in a oner (don't say you aren't impressed). Rj's was good too.

D of E was fun too. Almost missed it all though; turned up at 2.05 and the minibus was coming down the driveway. I shat it. With a great deal of running and waving arms I manged to stop the bus. We spent most of our time in the quiet room shouting acroos the room and howling with laughter. We decided it would be fun prank calling , and after variour hillarities featuring James parents, Andrea's parents, Matt's sister, Iain, Claire, Domino's pizza and a drunk guy walking into the hostel we put on our PJ's and snuggled up into our douvets. The walking itself was fun and the banter was good.

Anyhoo I could write so much more but i can't be bothered so I have to say goodbye.

Oh yeah and Quote of the Day

"So my mum's a paki and my dad's a iraq that makes me a Pakiraq. A paki you can fold up and put in your pocket"- Andrew Jabaroo, God he is funny.

Charming Amorous Lover Undertaking Massage

learnedtofly @ 2005-11-24T19:59:00

2005-11-24T20:15:18Z

Hello all,

Just to say I found, well Steveo found, a really cool website. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey. It basically turns you into a monkey just by typing your name in. It tells you what you eat, what type of monkey you are and gives you a rating. For example I am a "toffee eating cave-monkey" with a feeble rating of 3.6.

If you don't believe this is accurate type in Gillan.

If you can be bothered post a comment with your monkey and its rating to see who wins.

Oh yeah and Quote of the Day

"If God made everything then he made dildos too" -Barnaby shouted across English today creating an interesting reaction from Big Tam

Peas

Good Day

2005-11-21T20:02:52Z

Hello and good morning/afternoon/evening/night (delete as appropriate) to everyone reading.

Another enthralling instalment to Calum's Live Journal.

Saturday Night was good, I really enjoyed myself in that wee bar; we have got to go back there. John and Dave are the nicest and funniest people ever. However there is always one thing better than a Saturday night and that is a Sunday morning lie in (without a hangover of course). Waking up at 11 and just lying there knowing it is freezing outside but your just fine seeing as there is no point in moving cause you have nothing to do. You lie there for an hour then you go downstairs and eat breakfast and lunch simultaneously (ceral, toast, bacon roll and the all important cuppa(God I'm glad I am not a girl)) whilst you are still in your Pjs. Then I lie watching daytime T.V and contimplate having a shower. Then have a shower then it is almost time for bed so there is no point doing anything.

This Quote of the day for all those lazy people out there, I love you all.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

The Legend that is Peas

My Knowledgeable ipod

2005-11-18T21:28:55Z

Set your iTunes to Shuffle. Use each song that comes up, in order, to answer
the following questions...

Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Clones - Ash
Well I guess that means I am just like everything else. Which is obviously wrong

Question: Will I have a happy life?
I'll Stick Around - Foo Fighters
Well I guess that means I'll live for a long time that can only be a good thing.

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
This Is the place - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Hmmm a bit inconclusive

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
In Remote Part/Scottish Fiction - Idlewild
People secretly lust after me in remote areas / In Scottish books. That works.

Question: What should I do with my life?
Up In Arms - Foo Fighters
Put my arms in the air? Surely that would hurt after a while.

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Dear Miss Lonely Hearts - Thin Lizzy
This is stupid. Inconclusive, unless I put my arms in the air for a long time.

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Cock Pushups - Tenacious D
Well thats pretty cool. I have been doing a lot recently....

Question: Will I ever have children?
Amsterdam - Coldplay
In amsterdam. Well I will have dutch kids.

Question: Will I die happy?
Glamourous Indie Rock and Roll - The Killers
If you could say Indie rock and roll made me happy; then yes i would die happy

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Friendship test - Tenacious D
Okay I'll try it. Find who my real friends are by saying "I love you" then see what they say back.

Question: What do you think happiness is?
Ovary Stripe - Kasabian
Well with a play count of this is zero I don't believe this is happiness. Iain may disagree.

Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Sgt Major - Jet
So I like people in uniform. Well that kinda works.

Question: Am I complete freak?
Metal Guru - T.Rex
I take that as a yes.

There we go.

Quote of the day

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught and then lie"

The man himself Peas

Jumping on the band wagon

2005-11-17T21:56:15Z

Hello and welcome to the spectalur show that is Calum's LJ. Cue fireworks and loud music.

Firstly, thank you for visiting. Seeing as I can't type very fast my posts will be short but sweet. Seeing as almost everyone else has LJ I decided to jump apon the band wagon just to be cool. I am hoping I will not get Gillan like addicted but it must be quite easy as Gillan can't get addicted to anything; I mean come on who else smokes ciigarettes for a year and isn't addicted. (note use of semi colon; a piece of puntuation that links independent clauses not joined by a co-ordinating conjunction. God Mrs Fergusson would be proud)

Now I have no idea what to write so thats me finished for tonight but visit soon something amazing might happen.

Now our postly feature, Quote Of The day!

"I was on a diet but then i started losing me tits"

The one and only Peas.